Month: October 2011

{Don’t get excited, I said Ogres, not Orgies!}  ROTFLMAO – Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off! <- for those not hip to the internet lingo.

I’m warning you… don’t let your kids read this unless they are old enough.  You have been warned.  Good luck explaining it to them.  😉

Do you want to live happily ever after?  Is this “ever after” on Earth?!  Let me tell you…

There’s no such thing as a fairy tale.
There are no Princesses older than 18.
And you don’t have to kiss a frog to find a Prince.
There is no magic wand, no magic bullet, no magic hair that glows.
No magic potions or spells, but don’t touch the pixie dust.
No wizards, no witches, ghost, or goblins.

There are however, Angels and Miracles.
And a wonderful and beautiful place called Heaven.
Some people you love are there waiting for you! And some are not!
There is also a Hell.  Think of that as a place absent of Love.
Who would want to live there?!?
Just as there is Good in the world, there is also Evil.  Evil is a lack of Love as well.

There is no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairy, no Easter Bunny, nor any other fictional hero.  There are REAL HEROS however!  Soldiers, teachers, ministers, police officers, firefighters, nurses, doctors.  If you can’t decide what you want to do in life, one of those professions will enrich you enormously.   More than most jobs.  Remember, money can’t buy happiness, so I’m not talking rich in terms of money, but spiritually rich.  Make sure you do what makes you happy though.  Quote my dad said, “Do what you love and you’ll never have to work another day in your life.”

Live your own life. Refuse to let anyone else tell you how to live your life, not even me or your mom {after age 12-18 depending on your maturity level}.  Someday you will figure out that your mom and dad don’t have all the answers in life. Please ask for our opinion if you want to hear it (or not), but don’t live our lives, or anybody else’s.  Make your own decisions! Happiness is a choice, I hope you choose to be happy.  As Manu would say… “Have fun, be careful!”

Oh… and if other kids tell you there is a Santa Claus, agree with them and be quiet.  If other kids tell you there is not a Santa Claus, tell them there is to such a thing as Santa Claus… and tell them their Mommie and Daddie are Santa Claus!  LOL

{Recommended movies: Shrek 2,  The Santa Clause}